Cheesy Dog Sledding Jokes

We're baaaaack from Abisko National Park! It was an amazing trip and I can't wait to share all the dirty details with you all. However, I'm still waiting to get some of the pictures together from our dog sledding experience. So until I can gather all of those together tomorrow from my friends... here are a few cheesy and slightly horrible dog sledding jokes to tide you over! Enjoy!


Q: What do sled dogs say before telling you a joke?
A: "This one will sleigh you!"




Q: Why did the hunter name his sled dog Frost?
A: Because Frost bites!




Q: Where should you leave your dog team and sled?
A: At the barking lot!




Sorry, I told you they were a bit cheesy. 


Happy Monday Everyone!

Halloween Joke

Here's a little bit of Halloween humor compliments of my wonderful mother in law that I'd like to share with you all today...

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily
systems extremely upset. 

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom,
he decided the latest episode was another and stayed
put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was
embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. 

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window. 

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and
swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown
things off, and ended up with the 
soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. 

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard,
(barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched
the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the
heck is going on here?" 

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just
beat the shit out of a ghost." 


Happy Halloween!

Here's hoping that this brought a smile to someone's face. I know it sure made me giggle a bit. I hope that everyone has a fantastic (and safe!) Halloween weekend.

Soon to come... pictures from Stockholm! (Assuming that Blogger lets me upload them)